SEXIST 'WRAP' YET

Over the past 6 years, Slickwraps has grown into the biggest manufacturer of precision device wraps in the world. But even with all of the success and worldwide brand recognition, we still get confused with a condom company. After much internal debate and seeking of outside experts' insights, we have decided to take a new direction. Today, we're excited to introduce Slickwraps' Slick Series Condoms (maybe put little fake copyright sign here?), the high techiest, most stylish condoms the world has seen. Please help us embrace a new and frankly exhilarating chapter at Slickwraps. To celebrate, all Slickwraps Condoms will be free for a limited time.